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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    never do because it's
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

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    sometimes more fun to
     
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  3. UTRs

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    slap that pert bum
     
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    or tickle the ivories
     
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  5. San Diego

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    with an ostrich feather
     
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

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    designed to make you
     
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    All cuddly warm and
     
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    Running to the toilet
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

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    Attendant, to ask for
     
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    Two gelato cones please
     
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

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    to cool down my
     
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    drunken auntie who has
     
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    swollen nipples caused by
     
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    joggers who just ran
     
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    straight into her breasts
     
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    which, like air-bags
     
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    inflated massively causing consternation
     
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