19 very very lucky sides in the premier league. Not sure what else United could do to help you all out. 43 seperate injuries Not fielded the same defence two games in a row Give the opposition 10+ chances Play Fellaini in games Don't play Falcao Play more kids than some clubs have developed in their history (ok, you need to have a history but you get what I mean) Refs desperate to give everything against us (should have paid off the linesman...) Manager new to the league Bought half a new team (then beat you with Moyes' team) Have 5 shots in 1.5 games. (score 4, sorry) Took just 13 points from 10 games And we still win 6 in a row. How **** are your clubs then? Even the best the league apparently has to offer scraped past us and that took ten men. You're very lucky we've been trying our best to help you guys out.
We must be twins then. I'm the smarter, better looking and funnier one. You're the one locked in the attic
Actually, UnitedRed, I am quite warming to you. You wum with a twinkle in your eye, and with good-humour in your veins. I like the cut of your jib, son.
He should count himself lucky, UIR. At least he's not naked, w**king, alone, in the closet under his parents' stairs.
