The Fat Lady

Given the fact she's been gargling and exercising her vocal chords for a few weeks now, I'm rather suprised her singing coach Walter Uriah Morton Smythe hasn't spent more time on here requesting choices for our relegation song.

 

Errrmmm, this fat lady, not anyone we know is it?

 

..... I wish he would call me Minx like everyone else

 

I'm sure the visits from Walter Uriah Morton Smythe will be aplenty if the unthinkable actually happens!

 

But he said fat, not gorgeous. Must mean somebody else.

 

Steve Bruce looks like a fat lady..mrs Doubtfire.

 

I just threw up in my mouth

 

...always better than in someone else's.

 

I know a lad who once threw up on a lass after going down on her. In a shock turn of events, the relationship didn't last.........

 

delightful conversation

 

Not about the night you .................................. oh, we better not go there.

 

Now I need to know

 

I heard of a lad who had to go to casualty to be 'removed' from his lass after a night of pash

 

Had she deflated?

 

A&E staff have such a laugh sometimes

 

They deserve any laughs they can get because of the excellent work they do.

 

Thanks for the PM maestro. That truly was a disgusting (and rather bizarre) story.

What I want to know is:

What made you think of using custard like that?
Did you give the farmer his goat back?
How long did it take for the growth to go away?
How do you know so many ladyboys from Norwich?
Did the clothes pegs hurt?
When did you first find out that dogs like licking Marmite?
What the hell did you say to the doctor at A&E to explain how you'd got it stuck like that? (in fact how did you even get to A&E?)

 

Better get a bucket! REP!

 

Some things are best kept to ones self.