Hopefully, YV's comment will soon be appearing beneath the article...
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
"He didn't even react in three minutes, five seconds, when Benoit Assouâ Ekotto scored the simplest of openers.", are you sure you watched the game? You might need to watch it again as whilst you were no doubt head down, diligently recording the exact times of the goals, you've missed 'Arry celebrating the first two goals with his usual fist shaking and clapping.
Infact nothing about his reactions were unusual, he's always a more muted figure on the touchline than his interviews suggest and it's not unusal for the Park Lane faithful to sing several rounds of "give us a wave" before we get a reaction.
When you watch the game again it might be worth editing your article to reflect what actually happened. Don't worry, you can even delete this comment so no one will ever know how little attention the Daily Fail's chief sports writer pays to the facts."
I agree with everything that handsome and wise YV says
