What is this pre match bollocks? Come on Palace. I don't like you, but I like you a lot more than Man Utd.
Fit bird with big tits belting out the National Anthem for me. Catherine Jenkins would do me. (and I would do her)
So the choir and the band were out of sync for abide with me, the players didn't line up along the red carpet, so the dignitaries were on the grass rather than the carpet, and the silly bint booked for the national anthem forgot why she was there. I think the guy organising this may be in trouble. please log in to view this image
i'd prefer fellaini to lose and delaney to win. i know i should have turned it into a poem, but i'm going out soon.