The Evening Of Dread

Almost upon us once more when washed up celebrities and unfunny comedians poison the screen for a whole evening.

I always make a point of not watching this as the hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me.

Hangers on desperately trying to revive their flagging careers by imploring us to part with our money whilst they swan off somewhere at the tax payers expense showing how meek and humble and condescending they all are to those in trouble.

**** 'em. **** 'em all.

I'll tune in if I see them coughing up the dosh live on stage.

And if they promise to execute Lenny Henry live (or not) on stage I'd imagine they would get probably £100 per household from everyone in Britain.

Roll On Roll Off............... Ferry

 

You better watch yourself, people will be offended by this!

 

There's no one more offensive than me monaco

If I've caused any offense, then I'm sorry, I don't give a flying ****

 

I'm happy to put money in the collecting tins but even the threat of having my testicles removed with rusty shears would not make me tune in to watch a second of it.

 

We all know what type of collecting tins you put your money into!

 

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Always happy to throw a few coppers towards your debt-ridden club.

£75,000.00

A whole weeks wages for your entire first team

 

**** Comic Relief ...

 

I'm all in favour of it......relief that is. Even if it's only comic with my bestest friend Suzanne.