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The English Language

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don’t want matth's Storm Ali thread to go off-topic, So I decided to make a new one, I can Spain fluent English with ease, It’s when People from South England that talk English thst I don’t understand, a They have their own words, I find it hard to understand them to be honest
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Matth is the Welsh version of the copper in Allo Allo.

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  3. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    tyfu i fyny <whistle>
     
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  4. I speak fluent Toon.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    FTFY
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I took 10 years of language courses in Toon, I can almost understand 1 word
     
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  7. My tactic is to go wading in with some stock phrases tinged heavily with a Gazza accent, and generally hope for the best.

    I have to say, the ploy has served me well. The Sunderland and Toon lads on this site love me.

    It’s because I make an effort, see.
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> :emoticon-0145-shake:emoticon-0145-shake:emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I can Spain fluent French with ease.
     
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  10. I can do the fandango.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    What about the Poontango?




    / Apologies for Mojo Nixon's singing voice
     
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  12. No, mate.
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I struggle with the English language, only ****s and mongs understand it <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Pardonpetu, mi ne komprenas vin.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No you don't, you fat ****
     
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    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Harsh but entirely fair. <laugh>
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    After several management courses in my old job, I could say things like "does it add value to the big picture going forward?" with a straight face. Almost. Some ****s were breathtaking in their ability to open their mouths and let the bullshit flow. That's the way to get on in modern Britain; no wonder we're ****ed, frankly.
     
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    You struggle with tying shoelaces.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    You need to learn to have more Blue Sky moments , Flag things up and Roll them out across the zone , avoid scoring own goals , fight against the headwind , and push down the fences !
     
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    We used to play "bullshit bingo" at certain meetings with certian managers. One of my favourite bullshit saying was to "apply blue sky thinking"

    Just seen Jaspers comment. The blue sky was obviously well used <laugh>
     
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