I`m going to be leaving this forum in about ten minutes to pour a glass of wine and maybe prepare a small, savory snack. I may also smoke a menthol through my ivory cigarette holder assuming my man has laid out my paisley weave smoking jacket. I shall also amuse myself by sorting through The Kaisers latest telegrams on his never ending warmongering in The Balkans. I plan to be back shortly thereafter, however , if anyone needs advice on being either suave or a gringo - or indeed a combination of both - well, you will just have to ****ing wait until my return.
No it's not . Budgie was took so it's Budgy . Are you sure you want to slag people off for the spelling of their username Jiffy ?
Different account? Keeping track is difficult these days. I'm ageing like ER, neglecting my mind and physical appearance.
THERE IS NO SUCH ****ING THING AS WHO'S YA FANNY. Even the worst predictive text widny make that mistake. Who is cannot be contracted to who's.
So, because the correct spelling was taken, you spelled it wrong, which therefore makes your incorrect spelling right? Christ, if I was related to you, I'd also commit suicidal massacres.
No again . I used an alternative spelling . This was easier than crawling to Mick to beg him to change it like a certain wee dick had to do . You seem to have a thing about my name changes . Everytime I have one you throw a strop . It's f**king hilarious
