please log in to view this image exerpt from The Book of Jim chapter 12, Newco Testament. And it shall come to pass that upon The End Of Days the Big Hoose shall crumble and wither. Famine , Pestilance,Plague and other quite unsavoury things shall sweep the land. The Lion shall lie down with the Succulent Lamb in charles green pastures. For it is written that the Beast shalt be revealed by his number, and that number is 5088. There shall be earthquakes ! and the Sky deal shall recede. The Seven Trumpets of the SPL shall three times deny our saviour of the newco and a Mighty Tribulation shall devestate Babylon. Thence the wicked shaltbe cast into the Lake of Fire. as told to Keith Jackson.
And lo, East Fife said unto the beast "ye shall not pass" and lo East Stirling said "cast ye down beast, down to the lowest circle of Hell". And so it was done.
And lo, God did smite the nonhunnites by cutting down five of their clubs where they stood for their tresspass against the chosen people. God did decree "for every Hunnite who ye banish, five of ye be banished in a plague of frogs". This wasn't a bad thing, however, as the five smited clubs simply cleared their debt and were voted into Div 1 "for the good of the game"
For God made man, his most treasured creature, in Gambol's image. ...then he changed his mind and completed the pinkies on them in order to aid natural decimalisation.
What's with the finger jokes, you ****? Get this offensive **** banned. I want this **** banned right ****in now.
...and lo, he did slither on his belly like the beasts of the field after drinking far too much red wine turned from water. That **** Jesus is great on a night oot.
