I was sitting at home eysterday afternoon after trudging home for the afternoon with a half on half off man flu and decided I would master the elastico chop on fifa 12. Some 2 hours later and I was ready to pull it off on the pitch with Real Madrid when in control of Ronaldo. Once this had gotten rather easy I thought right, yes.. I am ready to test my whits against Barcelona with the mighty north east london red and white. My plan was simple, I would control messi by not diving in, forcing the computer to shift the ball wide whilst illustrating attacks that would form around architectual (might be making that word up) skills, spearheaded by my new mastering of the effective elastico chop. Then it hit me. ARSENAL HAVE NO FREAKING 5 STAR SKILL PLAYERS. This needs to be addrssed for several reasons: 1) It would make beating Barcelona on FIFA 12 significantly easier and more fun. 2) It would make watching us through this disatrous time slightly more interesting if we had someone like nani who could run to the corner when we are 1-0 up with 5 minutes to go and start juggling the ball before being clattered by an ogre in the embodiment of Ryan Shawcross. 3) A rediscovered elegance and directness to our attack. In conclusion, Gervinho/Arshavin/Walcott/Van Persie, please learn the elastico chop and other such skills (as you can probably tell its that time of day when only writing on here can help pass the remaining hour or so left at this desk!)
RVP has skills, 5 star i believe as he can do the rainbow flick thing, same with quite a few of our players as far as i know. Also, Mertesacker has some skills! fancy passing/flick!
