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The Easiest Shag in Your Life Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 27, 2012
  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    She should be called Kum. Not Kim.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 27, 2012
  3. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    She looks happy.
     
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    Cyclonic, Aug 27, 2012
  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I would not, no. Imagine being the first bloke not to make her cum, which would be quite likely given the distracting influence of her monstrous boat.
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 27, 2012
  5. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Yeah, but imagine the huge ego stroke when she blows half a dozen times ever time ya' bed her. <laugh>
     
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    Cyclonic, Aug 27, 2012
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This has to be weighed in the balance, sure. Not really a looker though, is she?
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 27, 2012
  7. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    I can get you a bag with a Monroe face painted on the front of it.
     
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    Cyclonic, Aug 27, 2012
  8. gas

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    Ah Wid <ok>
     
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    gas, Aug 27, 2012
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Beale would still fail to satisfy her <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 27, 2012
  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Pass
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 27, 2012

  11. User Deleted

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    saturday is the first time iv spunked up kirstens pile ridden arse too early in a long, LONG time
     
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    User Deleted, Aug 27, 2012
  12. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    No
     
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    Medro, Aug 27, 2012
  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of the old joke:

    I have a rare medical condition which makes me orgasm every time I sneeze.
    What are you taking for it?
    Pepper.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 27, 2012
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 27, 2012
  15. TigersFan

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    she's rough
     
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    TigersFan, Aug 27, 2012
  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    if your patter on here is anything to go by you are in no position to be picky.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 27, 2012
  17. TigersFan

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    ok.
     
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    TigersFan, Aug 27, 2012
  18. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Who Kirsten.

    Agreed but she takes it up the mucker.
     
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    Medro, Aug 27, 2012
  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Q. How do you know if a woman's faking an orgasm?
    A. Who cares?
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 27, 2012
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    When a woman fakes an orgasm it shows she has good manners.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 27, 2012

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