So as I posted in another thread I've been dumped by girlfriends in the past for handing out chopsticks for a Chinese takeaway, for my taste in music (silly) and because my girlfriend decided she liked other girls more than me. So with that little list in mind post the crazy ways that you've been dumped, no testosterone here I don't want to hear the cool ways you've dumped girls, I want your worst moments as dished out by the ice cold ****ers that are women. I also got dumped for turning up on a date in a dressing gown, I'll explain later.
Luv I think those reasons are a polite way of saying "you're an ugly weird ****er, and I need to get the **** away from you asap" Who in their right mind would dump you for your taste in music, or the chop stick thing?????
These 'girlfriends' you mention. Do they all have four legs and little patches of blue dye on their backs??
So none of you have ever been dumped? Ok I believe you. The dressing gown thing was supposed to be funny but her new boss was at the pub which made it less funny apparently.
Can't say I didn't deserve it though. You're all obviously too broken hearted to bring it up. Man up and move on! #saysthemaninthedressinggown
Never been dumped by a girl, a few have just stopped seeing me and no one else has seen them again either......I also have the largest patio in the West Midlands and always keep scented candles burning in the garden
If you remember, I got dumped by the millionaire bitch. One and only time it happened. Seriously ****ed my head up, though
