Saw this and cracked up http://www.jobstoday.co.uk/job/980513/charlton-football-club-hospitality-match-day-roles/ "You have the precision of an Igor Vetokele shot, the driving force of a Simon Church marauding run ....... "
I'm not sure what I've just read. That is the most cringe worthy advertisement I've read. Surely "you're as dependable as Chris solly", or "consistent like the harriots" would have been better. (One of them might not be too accurate).
Sorry I'm busy applying for a role with Charlton's HR/Recruitment team; apparently you need the creativity of Dave Mooney.