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The Douchebag Spreadbet Thread

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by User deleted as requested, Oct 27, 2015.

  1. User deleted as requested

    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    The average tenure of a Charlton manager is 24 games under the Douchebag including Cup matches <laugh>

    Powell - 6 games

    Riga - 16 league games

    Peeters - 25 league games

    Luzon - 33 league games.

    The question is this....with Shakin Stevens lookalike Karel Fraeye the new permanent interim manager, and about to be announced to the world by knowledgable Katrien Meire as "the next Arsene Mourinho", how long would you assess Shakin's tenure at Charlton to be?

    The spread market at Royston Bookmakers is set at 20-25 games. Are you a buyer, or a seller, and why?
     
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    Ken Shabby Well-Known Member

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    He inhereits a ramshackle and dispirited squad, the games coming up are all toughies. I'll say six games (though my hearty said he should get the same 8 that saw Parky onto a full time job)
     
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    To answer my own question, I would be a seller at 20 games for £10 a game.

    Honeymoon period - zilch. Under pressure from Day One. Enough to turn his hair grey if he would lay off the Grecian 2000.
     
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    Anyone noticed the pattern which would give K&W 40 games? That should see us near the bottom of L1.
     
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    The worse the manager gets, the more games they get. Well that's the current pattern.
     
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    If Roland wants to find the real culprit he should try looking in the mirror,
     
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    Heavy defeats to Boro and weds and that will be it. So 2 games
     
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    Weds just picked up Gary Hooper on loan too.
     
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    Wednesday are a good side this season, and they have a wealthy owner with PL aspirations. Whereas we are relegation cannon fodder, and will stay this way unless we make shrewd loans like that.
     
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    Maybe Peter Parsley will come back and start firing the goals in. That could be Roland's cunning plan.
     
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    PP won't be coming back, Katrien the Great has already publicly declared that he is not of the standard required. <laugh>

    I reckon Shakin Fraeye will be shown the "Green Door" by January.....Douche always sh1ts himself in January and shakes things up <cheers>
     
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    Hang on, wasn't he brought in to replace Kermorgant?
     
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