So we have two contenders! Windy Mag - promised us for weeks that the signing of Galloway was just a few a day away! Toon_Man_Sam - promised us late into the transfer window a big signing striker. As of 5:30pm with only a few hours to go neither has happened. I want a lynching of one of these. Captain Chaos can choose the method!
Has to be TMS. He's been deliberately playing on the "No 9" factor. Every Geordie loves a goal scoring centre forward. Can hardly say the same about left backs.
True but TMS didn't drag it out for weeks, building up our hopes of a left back (remember at this point we didn't have Lazaar)
Is it not possible to do them both? And add Nev in while you are at it for gross dereliction of duty. Went for Windy but will switch to TMS if Sissoko is still here at midnight. Apparently it was 100% nailed on certainty he would be gone.
TMS for his flagrant abuse of Geordie sentimentality. He could've promised a No.10, a right winger, but no - he went for a big name striker. I've now got a Toon shirt with Balotelli on the back, wtf am I supposed to do with it?
Luxury. How is that a punishment? Unless... the 'muesli' is actually the contents of the toilet tray in our rabbits' hutch, meaning the oats are actually sawdust and the raisins are...well...not raisins.