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The Derby

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by NEMO, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. NEMO

    NEMO Member

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    picture this lads
    2-0 up dominating possesion pardew looking stressed in his dug out looks for inspiration on their insipid bench cue strolla ameobi joke kinnear sits beaming with joy in the directors seats cabaye and tiote remain in their own back third hiding from catts and resort to hoofing it over the top game over job done borini and fletch the goal scorers newcastle city council fill the big market with inflatable horses hoping to save a few phone boxes.
    Haway me bonny lads
     
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  2. CyprusMackem

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    Inflatables have feelings too. Ahem. So I'm led to believe.:emoticon-0182-poolp
     
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  3. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    My inflatable kept going down on me.

    Apparently it was a puncture....

    x
     
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  4. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Yes!!!
     
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  5. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    They always let me down.
     
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  6. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    You haven`t said which ground. C`mon man, the dozy bugger could be anywhere.
     
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  7. murray out

    murray out Well-Known Member

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    I'll be pissed and enjoy the rest of the day, no matter what the result, although avoiding defeat is the priority
     
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  8. NEMO

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    SOL
    Lighten up granda lol
     
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  9. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    Mine left me as I didn't last long enough....
     
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  10. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Well, he asks for all he gets doesn`t he?
    The man`s an idiot.
     
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  11. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Aye. You and a hundred thousand others will be the same!
     
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  12. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    I think if you offered 'your day' to every adult going thru the turnstiles (day on the lash & a draw).. 90% would snap your hand off marra!
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Everning lads
     
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  14. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Morning Albert...
     
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  15. Sunderlad

    Sunderlad Well-Known Member

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    They are not going to be wanting to be coming to the SOL with this beening Poyet's first (HOME) game in charge. I think 3pts is easly acheieveable.
     
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  16. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    I would echo that sentiment (without the typo's :D) and also without the "easily" - I think it's achievable bu the word "easily" would be nowehere near my sentence!
     
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  17. Sunderlad

    Sunderlad Well-Known Member

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    Still to early in the morning Marcus, go easy on me LOL. Just read my previous post - SHOCKING grammar and spelling.<doh>
     
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  18. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    I'm just as bad mate - particularly when posting using my phone!! It looks more like typing than grammar etc so we'll let this one slide - now DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!! :)
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    How will you climb ladders if you're pissed mate?
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    By watching his step I suppose!
     
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