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The Dentist will see you now....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 7, 2017.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Erm... too late!

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/07/joble...waiting-four-years-for-nhs-treatment-6909579/

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    An out-of-work couple say they were forced to pull out their own teeth because they were in so much pain after waiting four years for NHS treatment.
    Rebecca Brearey and Nick Oldroyd performed the DIY surgery after knocking back some stiff drinks as an anaesthetic. For years they tried in vain to numb the pain with painkillers and alcohol before wrenching their own rotten teeth out with their bare hands.
    The couple from Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, have been begging for treatment since 2013.
    Mr Oldroyd said: ‘I was sat there for days in agony with a tooth which was doing my head in and stopping me from sleeping. I was drinking to just try and just numb the pain so one night I just pulled it out.
    ‘The tops of my teeth are gone. I’m on benefits and trying to get a job, and when someone sees my teeth they just think I’m another waster.


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    Must....resist......don't....do........it.........Ah f.uck it - Wid Ye?
     
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Ah wid, but only if it was a threesome.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    At least these proud BRITISH folk deserve to live here and get free money <applause>

    Their ancestors have obviously been paying into the system for centuries, they deserve free money and dentistry.

    At least they don't speak funny <grr> <grr>
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    PS: Grove still hasn't understood what a Wid Ye fred is <rofl> <rofl>
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Toby still hasn't qualified what a Wid Ye is meant to be. Says there are rules, can't produce the rules, there are no rules.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I say it EVERY ****ING TIME.

    EVERY ****ING TIME

    THERE'S MEANT TO BE SOME FORM OF CHALLENGE/SPLIT OPINION ON THE ****ING SUBJECT.

    NOT 1 WOMAN IN THE NEWS = WID YE?

    HOW MANY ****ING PEOPLE WOULD SAY YES? NONE. NOT EVEN GAS.

    DO YOU FINALLY ****ING GET IT?
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was at the dentist yesterday. True story.
     
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  8. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

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    I've just spunked in my hair.
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Surprised you've got any railings left at all in that old gob of yours.
     
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  10. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Dewsbury looks like a lovely place to live.

    These two rotters, the Muslamic rape gangs and was this not where Mick Philpot burned his own kids alive trying to get another stint on Jeremy Kyle and ended up getting 20yrs for it.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Full set of gnashers thank you very much.
     
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  12. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Was your appointment at two thirty per chance?
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nosey cow.
     
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  14. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    So a ruined Jakey dole scrounger who has just pulled her own teeth out isn't a challenge? What if someone wanted a BJ without teeth getting in the way? She'd become a Wid for them. Similarly if you go by the adage "You don't look at the mantelpiece when you are poking the fire" she'd also be a Wid for some.

    I've posted Wid Ye's on a slew of birds from dead ones, rapey-baby ones, fat ones, disabled ones, chicks with dicks ones, etc and you always come back with "Grove doesn't understand what a Wid Ye is about" then, eventually, when asked for what they should be you say ones where there has to be a form of challenge or split opinion. Have you seen the replies to any of my Wid Ye's? If they aren't proof of a split of opinion I don't know what is. Do you ever ask other posters to stick to the Wid Ye rules or is it just me?

    Do you need a hug Tobes? It's a couple of days until your Ketamine and seaweed pizza weekend and you sound a tad stressed.
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No, you see a woman in the Metro and instantly go 'Wid Ye'.

    Bib started the Wid Ye threads a while back, that's what they used to be, an occasional thread with a challenging side to it.

    No one on this forum would say yes to that woman. It's pointless. You don't have to make it a Wid Ye? Get it now?

    Probably ****ing not as you're dense as **** <doh>
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I must have missed the memo, is this your very own forum?

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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    If we had more Romanians and Muslims none of this would have happened , those evil Brexiteers have caused this.

    The toothless wasters are no doubt remaim voters .
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Toothlessness, congenital idiocy, and ugliness are all symptomatic of your Brexit voting Farage-believing mong. So I think we can be fairly sure which way this dumbnuts couple voted in the plebiscite <ok>
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Nailed on remoaners .
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You prefer people like this living in our country because they're white.

    That's ****ed.
     
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