The Date-Line is 2012

Some older viewers will remember this from The Two Ronnies.
I personally preferred this to The Phantom Raspberry Blower of old London Town

As it is 2012 I thought it might be appropriate to take a look...

[video=youtube;GcMd1F1acSo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcMd1F1acSo[/video]

 

Oh I remember that..... a world ruled by women. They always have , haven't they.

 

There is magnet on my fridge which asks;

"Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman who knows what's going on?"

Never a truer word.......

 

After being married for nearly fifty years, I took a careful look at the very lovely Mrs Godders and said, "fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a £500,000 home, a £20,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

Well the very lovely Mrs Godders is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't women great? They really know how to solve an old fellow’s problems and to put him in his place.

 

Godders, that is so funny that I have cut/pasted and emailed it to me wife's phone.

I expect she will be back to be shortly with permission to laugh.

 

Can't believe how dated that has become. I barely raised a smile. Well, two lumps and a sponge finger was slightly amusing.