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The Daddies Of London League - ORIGINAL AND BEST!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Oct 13, 2017.

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  1. Skylarker

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    Body like Baywatch, face like Crimewatch.
     
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    I knew a bird that worked at the Uni Gym years back. Probably the fittest body I've even seen in real life - seriously fine. Her face though, ffs looked like she'd been run over by a tractor.

    It begs the question - wid ye?

    After thinking things through (very briefly). I wid.
     
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    Makes you wonder if birds like that are grateful for their body or ashamed of their face.
     
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    She usually wore thonged shorts with a hoodie wrapped round her head so I'm guessing a bit of both.

    Honestly, I can still picture her now. Unbelievable body, not a gym strong body but just fine. Perfect.
     
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    As the old saying goes - you don't look at the mantel piece when you're stoking the fire.

    Wid
     
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    I dont agree.

    Although it would be a lot tougher to turn down a fit body with pig ugly face, than some fat ****ing stinking heffer with a face like Susan Boyles piles.
     
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    Years ago I pulled this bird at a party she was all alone because she was butt ugly but a great dancer and a body better than JLC. She was the best **** I ever had, three days in bed, I was wrecked. :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Did it cost you a fortune in quavers and mint aeros?
     
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    Would have been cheaper than the champagne.
     
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    You plied a munter with champagne, just to get your leg over?

    Rhynipnol would have been cheaper.
     
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    No, the champers was during mate, girls love style.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Did you pour it up her clout?
     
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    Everywhere mate, every holes a goal snorting off her butt cheeks.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    But did you actually kiss this thing?
     
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  15. No, Pixie.

    Classic flip-flop action from your good self.

    I'll be along later to put you back in...

    fishing net.jpg
     
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    Ffs hiag..
     
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    HIAG's Saturday night gig

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    ....and the hot pussy in the audience....

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    The net of defeat can't hide the fact that you cried about being called a twat, right after calling somebody a twat.

    You are a pussy and an hypocrite. <ok>
     
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    HIAG's conquest was the one in the pink Cardigan. I say conquest but when he mistook her crutch for a dildo, she whacked him round the head with it.
     
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  20. You sound furious, Pix!

    Sorry about that, mate.
     
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