The Cowcaddens Party

Just got back, and **** sake ahm knackered but euphoric.

Thanks to all those who turned up between 5 and 9pm. You know who you are you durty bastards.

 

Who won? be it fenian or hun?

 

As the only hun that turned up I can report that I won. Special mention goes to Tina, who despite being a lovely girl is surprisingly good at dong fighting.

 

Alright, Ill ask it seen as no one else has the balls to.

Who had the biggest cock?

My moneys on tina

 

Nah, it was mine was the biggest.

We had 30 minutes of hilarity when Bib go his oot, though. He got a bye through the first 8 rounds because of his shortcomings.

 

I hope there was no hard feelings after you were declared winner.

 

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So Gambol wins the Ding Dong King Dong trophy for best amateur dong fighter (bantamweight division).

What next for the plucky, prick-plowing pugilist from the People's Republic of North Lanarkshire? Will he join the 'big boys' in the professional game?

 

Here.

I destroyed the lot of yeez.



...except Tina

 

Long Dong Silver you mean? The dong-fighting tranny pirate.

 

She's got a lot of veins.

I'll gie the lassie that

 

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Naw. Ye. Never.

Ye were in Bronze position, with Tina scooping a hard fought Silver.

 

This is only correct if the "Bronze position" is struggling to get to my feet whilst getting dobbered in the face aff a tranny.

 

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what is pissing me off is that i did actually turn up with my dong out and got arrested....

 

You make it seem like this isn't a regular occurrence for you.