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The Complex Nature of Weight

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  1. Bruich76

    Bruich76 Member

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    Woke up this morning, and I weighed 13 stone 4 pounds (which still includes the 4 pounds i put on over christmas) which is a touch overweight considering I am 6 feet 1 inches tall but nevermind. Anyway, I have only eaten the following all day:-

    Tomato Soup
    Protein Shake - with pint of milk
    Half a Pizza and about a dozen small chips
    Some left over fish pie

    I just went on the scales again and it seems that I now weigh 13 stone 12 pounds. Now without being funny that food wouldn't increase my weight by that much surely?!

    The scales are fine, so what has gone on!
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    serious side : you are heavier and shorter in the evening than you are in the morning.

    normal side :
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  3. Bruich76

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    Surely not by 8 pounds though?! Thats like 8 bags of sugar isn't it?! crazy stuff.
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    Stop talking to yourself, hash <doh>
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    This.
     
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  6. Bruich76

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    i am not Hake you ****wits. grow up!
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    something fishy about this one....
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Go **** yourself bitch.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    Oh that's nice. I've been nothing but civil on here to you and you speak to me like that??
     
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  10. Secret ranger

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    Sounds like you got dodgy scales. Go weigh yourself again and see if its changed again.
     
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  11. Bruich76

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    nah, marra its the same! scales are fine, i've checked them with items and stuff - they are digital and very accurate.
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

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    Your weight can vary by quite a bit over the course of the day due to water retention. It's not just a case of emptying your bladder, every cell in your body contains water so you can't control it.
     
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  13. Bruich76

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    Thanks. Are you a scientist? Out of interest how do i make myself weigh less? drink more? or wait until the water leaves my body and then stop drinking as much fluids?
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    Stop swallowing semen.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm twelve stone four you fat ****s.
     
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  16. Rustie bugmuncher

    Rustie bugmuncher Well-Known Member

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    given your diet you are probably constipated. go for a big ****e and do not come out of there until you spit one out.
     
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  17. Secret ranger

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    .<laugh>
     
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    Chop your legs off.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Do you look any different though? If not, stop worrying about it.
     
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