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The Commandments

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mind The Duck, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    And lo the Lord didth say,

    "Go from me unto Paradise and worship every fortnight, sometimes midweek."

    "Look not on the Sky for my blessing, nor ESPN, nor St Peters fishing Net"

    "The Mark of the 85% shall fall upon you in blasphemy"

    "Mock not the afflicted, for thou shall be 'Obsessed'"

    "Seek no honour in the hall of Champions while there are 'World Records' being broken"

    "The dead shall rise and lo, #this will be fun"

    "Do not steal, unless in an act of administrative error"

    "Eat not from the table of lies, unless the host doth announce 'Bigotry'"

    "Do not consort with clowns, especially rich ones"

    This is the word of the Jordi Alba
     
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    Mind The Duck, Nov 8, 2012
  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Celtic board is that way. ---->
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    "Heed not the word of despots, for they cast shadows over 'Threads of Awesomeness'"
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I really would have thought Rangers would be the last thing on yer mind this morning, Mindy <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 8, 2012
  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    "Beware the nine fingered man, give him neither succour nor shelter. Definitely don't give him your couch"
     
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    taig ****
     
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  7. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    No chance
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Nov 8, 2012
  8. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    this one is actually in the bible :)
     
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    simon_bhoy, Nov 8, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>

    Am I the messiah?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 8, 2012
  10. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    im afraid its more the "other team" on that one mate <ok>

    check thy scalp for the number of the beast (saville)
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whoo hoo! Am the anti-christ! Am gonny go smite every ****. Probably after lunch.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 8, 2012
  12. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Personally, I prefer to melt the edges of 4 Kit-Kat 'chunky' together, then eat them pretending the whole while that i'm a pixie.

    Ipso Facto.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 8, 2012
  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    No ur just a very naughty boy (well ...auld man)
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    But mum!
     
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    Gambol, Nov 8, 2012
  15. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Haha
     
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