Should probably just close it tbh, bit of a waste of webspace since they all got bored of football and deserted the forum
It should be transformed into a shrine or museum exhibit. A bit like pompeii, where everything is frozen in time, to the moment where a big fck off volcano took a hot, steaming dump on them and life as they knew it stopped. Forever.
I was going to say we should go the USA/bin laden approach on this tbh trebs, I didn't want to make a "shrine" of the board but I actually think that's a great idea, we can have like memorials and tell fables over barrels of ale of times past when the chav board was awash with strutting peacocks of blue chavviness R. I. P. Chav board 2004-2015
I think Horrible Histories could do this justice. I can see a re-enactment of Queen Quassie and his sidekick CFC-FFP's exploits when the good times rolled, only to end up with their head on a stick when the chav empire crumbled. All that's left now on the board is some ancient relics of fossilised sh1t for Tony Robinson and his Time Team crew to dig up.
I remember the old days, when Ossie walked these boards like a tyrant, calling into question the sexual orientation of anyone who seemed remotely more intelligent than him (which included the Admin's cat). Also, what the hell has happened to Robbie? He was always good company - provided you didn't mind him continually lording it over you with his tales of how great CFC was and how it was going to rule the World. Alas! I fear those days have gone, never to return!
Queen Ossie hasn't been seen in months, I think. I sort of miss the grumpy old ****! Robbie 2002?? A premier league dickhead as I recall!...
The board was reliant on London's Most Fairweather Fan starting multiple threads about QPR's away support, David Moyes, Arsenal choking big games etc and then Queen Ossie wading in throwing windmills and shouting KANT! NONCE! PIKEY! As LMFF has gone into hiding like a coward and QO isn't allowed to use the internet until the police have finished their investigation, the board was bound to suffer.
One thing that always concerned me was why on Earth Ossie would want to call himself after one of Spurs' great players? Tsk! I suppose we'll never find out, now.
Probably the same reason you call yourself after the Chelsea manager who really got the ball rolling for our modern day successes.....
But that's why Glenn is a god, 100. When he's not laying a 60-yard pass on a 6-pence and cleaving a defence in twain, he's getting the ball rolling for far less fortunate clubs.
You just wait til they get to play in that brand new world class stadium, then they'll show us you just wait *shakes walking stick in the air*
