Off Topic The "cheese" Wire

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  1. Nozzer

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    He shouldn't need to use a bottle or a pint glass then.
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

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    Pugilist can certainly be counted as part of the gentlemanly arts.
     
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  3. Solid_Air 2

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    I always enjoy watching brawls when the combatants are sooooooo pissed that if they miss they fall over .
     
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  4. Zanjinho

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    Depends what weapon the other guy had :bandit:
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Looking forward to taking my customary stool at the bar at lunchtime <ok>
     
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  6. Garlic Klopp

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    When you say "taking my customary stool at the bar" I trust you are not using the word "stool" in the medical sense, or the bar staff may be taken aback, at the very least!
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

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    I wonder who it felt to not just be there anyway breaking the law.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What do you take me for? Disco last night too <laugh>
     
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  9. organic red

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    Maybe it was one of Kennys? <badger>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Kenny is very polite and private with his ****s <ok>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Interesting time on Saturday afternoon. FC United playing Warrington Town. A bloke who drinks in the Cheese occasionally supports them. Bit of a gobshite if the truth were known. It's the nearest pub to the ground. He said he was bringing 150 of them in before the match. Watching Utd play Leeds in the function room of the firestick and the landlord put hot dogs on. I walked past with Kenny at half time and there were loads of them standing outside.

    When I got back from the park, I thought they'd all be watching the match, but quite a few were outside. Walked in and it was ****ing rammed. Got a pint and sat at a bench outside. Several of them were coming over and stroking Kenny. One came and asked if he was approachable. He stroked him and asked his name. I told him and said he's want to stop stroking when I told him who he was naked after. He asked and I told him. He said "I don't mind Dalglish. **** manager". I said " He wasn't the first time around". Next thing a coach pulled up and a load more spilled out all drinking cans. They all started singing their poxy chants, so I thought it was time to get Kenny home. When I returned, they'd all ****ed off and it was dead again. Alex took £1000 in an hour <yikes> They were starting to come back as I was getting ready to leave. He took over a grand in the night too as he had a band on. That will have done him good <ok> .
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

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    good for him but he should have jacked up the prices and fleeced them. the lad needs every penny after all this stuff thats gone on.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That has been done previously for the Weekender music festival that takes place in Warrington every September, when there's no covid. Alex is too ethical to do it, believe it or not <laugh>
     
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    silly bugga!

    a bus full of mancs should have their hotdogs shat on and their beer spit in plus charged extra for the flavour ;)
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing hell, MITO! You sound like me <laugh>.
     
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  16. Milky

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    Yeah my first thought was, I'm surprised he hasn't been barred yet.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Badger **** <grr>
     
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  18. Milky

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    I love Badgers! Even have a cat named Badger. One thing I miss. Need to smuggle some European Badgers into the US. I have 15acres now, so plenty of room to set up a badger breeding empire.
     
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  19. Nozzer

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    I think Milk had just doxxed himself...

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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's the spirit. Import bovine TB into yankland <ok>
     
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