Set the dial to orgasm central, it's a potentially pivotal day today... As someone once (probably) said, "throw stones from your glass house into theirs... That way you have the nicest glass house on the block" So first up Norwich vs Man Utd...
"Do unto others, as you are sure will leave them in more tears than anything they could possibly do 'unto' you" - real bible verse
"Keep your friends close, but your phone charged so a score updating app can provide you much amusement, as your friends are boring"
Man Utd just missed a great chance... Rooney is playing up front, it's like they don't want to score.
****ing pathetic he's rested Rashford then Martial pulled his hamstring in the warm up. Rashford not even on the bench, ****ing idiot deserves sacked just for that.
Sounds like someone else had Martial and Rashford in their FF team Martial was my captain... Vice captain... Yes, you guessed it. Van Gaal has a lot to answer for.
I am not one to shirk responsibility... However... Saying that I've jinxed us, has undoubtedly jinxed us, you jinxing jinxer. And now I've said it we're tripled jinxed, and I think being aware of the jinxing angers the God of jinxing even more, so mathematically this is really all Obi's fault.
We have only one hope left now to avoid relegation. It's still a long shot but I think we should go for it. We need to pay someone to track down the owner of this car in Canada and ask him to place a bet on us avoiding relegation..... please log in to view this image
Where are all these penalties Man Utd used to get for no reason? This is a joke. The ref better add ten minutes on at the end.
At the minute I'm more worried about Norwich winning than hoping Man Utd win. I'd take the full time whistle now!
