The Cats And The Canaries

Now in a straight match
The cats would go catch
The canaries before they could peep,
But on a long trip
The scales could just tip
And the cats could be left in a heap

And lucky for some
As superstition
Records, black cats are seen to be,
Others do fear
If they should appear
It´s just the worst sight they can see

So while the aftermath
If cats cross the path
Of those travelling hither and yon,
For some, is a joy
Others it´ll annoy
And be wishing they never had gone

But omens aside
As hard as I´ve tried
To work out who luck will befall,
When bird and beast meet
And turn up the heat
It´s still a real hard one to call

The canaries too
With their yellow hue
Will be aiming to weave and to flit,
Past the threat cats pose
While they take a doze
Which they fortunately do quite a bit

So tomorrow night
Won´t be a dogfight
But hold on to your hose and your hats,
Feathers may fly
Into the night sky
If Canaries outwit the Black Cats.

Looking forward to the scrap, I´ll say HT: Tweet - Miaow FT: Tweet, Tweet, Tweet - Miaow, Miaow

 

what the?!?! Very good for a Sunday Morning

 

Great work as usual, RBF, and it looks like one of their fans is trying to cement our friendship

 

Very good effort my fine feathered friend....

 

The cats are on the prowl
But our form to date has been foul
Monday night will see the start
When our overpaid prima donnas play with some heart

So beware you yellow and green canaries
You’re up against men..Not a bunch of fairies
The Mackems will be going for the kill
Leaving the Canaries crying into their Trill

The spoils will be Sunderland’s and the Red and white hoards
3 points and a night on the piss in the Norfolk Broads

 

3 points and a night on the piss in the Norfolk Broads......

Hopefully we won t be dredging the bottom for your drowned corpse mate