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The Careers Meeting thread...

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  1. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Following on from the Porn Star names thread, I was thinking some of them had some serious potential (Dusty Brown - its written in the stars - or at least chocolate starfish...)

    Anyway, I was thinking, going off your username - what's your ultimate profession?

    Although having Alan Shearer for a Dad, I'm too lazy to be the Son of God, so I'll just take that little Hebrew's ability to change water into wine and become the ultimate sommelier (as well as very, very popular)...

    Hardly rock n roll but I'm sure they'd be on a pretty penny at the top!

    AB, if you're going secret agent I want a full back story!
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Think I'm ****ed then!

    Off to the colonies for me :(
     
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  3. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Send me a postcard from Sydney!
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'll set up a soccer skills school and invite Albert to teach the kids to chip an effigy of Schmeichel.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Latest FB story I've got.

    Newcastle defender Davide Santon ended his season in the unlikely surroundings of Sligo on Monday, as Italy's U21s were held 2-2 by the Republic of Ireland.

    Featuring in the right back berth, Santon captained his side in the European Championship Qualifier and the Italians looked set to make it six wins out of six when taking a 2-0 lead just before the hour.

    However the home side hit back to claim a point, with Santon cautioned for a trip and his side ending the game a man short after Verratti's dismissal in added time.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Sydney can't afford to hand post cards out to people, he spends all his spare cash on food for Osca.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Kangaroo handler
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Alas, poor Skippy.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'll have him in backstreet bare knuckle boxing in no time AB! Afterall he has to pay his way.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I think he could pay his way at that. Good idea!
     
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  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Ferrari F1 driver <diva>
     
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  12. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Hmm...

    Sheep farmer?
     
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  13. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    I didn't wanna be the one to say it, but...
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'll see you in Oz then when I'm shipped off there!
     
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