Ye canny beat a good old gathering at Torbett towers car park to cheer ye up.......Lots of good ones over the years but the recent one after the Ross County debacle is my favourite....although...the one that inspired "Rats juice pure wan ua ra league so it hus"..is a close second.
So he's a bigot too according to your guidelines? I'm sure he'll be livid. Until he checks a dictionary then he will know you are talking through your arse.