Off Topic The Burly Arms

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  1. Saintmagic

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  2. Peej is a Welcher

    Peej is a Welcher Any holes a goal

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    How else would the office be kept clean?
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    I tried to flick the end of my biff through a little opening in my attic window…it hit the frame and fell back onto my Professor Brian Cox Wonders of Life book and I thought

    ‘well that’s how house fires start’

    then widened the window and flicked it out properly

    job done
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Fat Rafa OUT!
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    …..and instead it rolled into the gutter that is full of leaves….

    Don’t let that enter your head next time you do it like……
     
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  5. Peej is a Welcher

    Peej is a Welcher Any holes a goal

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    Lucky it’s always wet in the north
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    This dental problem goes from bad to worse. Had to have stitches on Sunday to close the gum up as my sinus was perforated. Yesterday I still had water and air going from my tooth socket into my sinus, so back to the dentist again and more stitches. I now also have a sinus infection so it’s a course of antibiotics to clear it up.

    Hopefully this heals it all up otherwise it’s surgery at the hospital under general anaesthetic to close the hole.

    Can’t blow my nose to clear the grog either and on a soup diet for two weeks. No surfing, no biking, no booze for two weeks either.

    Joy
     
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    ****ing ****er dentist

    where’s there’s a blame….

    feel for y
     
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  8. Tobes

    Tobes Fat Rafa OUT!
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    I’ve experienced this, it’s really not very nice. Having to drink a cup of tea with your head angled back or it comes out your snout lol. I seem to remember slight involuntarily whistles whilst speaking as well. Good luck with it.
     
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    Thanks mate. Yeah ****ing grim

    might have to go on Britain’s got talent if I start whistling through my nose
     
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    cheers bru

    yeah ****.

    but it will pass
     
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  11. duggie2000

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    You would probably win
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Not if Roy can replicate his disappearing tits routine live on stage ...
     
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    Monring.

    Off up to Old Trafford in a minute to visit the super store.

    Feel like such a tourist, @matth would be most proud.
     
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  14. Peej is a Welcher

    Peej is a Welcher Any holes a goal

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    You picking him up on the way through?
     
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    Not on my route so no.

    I'm already here anyway,.
     
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  16. Peej is a Welcher

    Peej is a Welcher Any holes a goal

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    He could have held your kettle and made you coffees on the way
     
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    Few beers and off to watch some comedy tonight. Should be decent.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Now in the old local, ready to go out out.

    Bit of trepidation here actually. Early start Friday in Manchester, things can get messy.

    **** knows where I'll end up.
     
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    Woke up with a really bad neck. Can barely move my head.

    Ffs
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    if all goes to plan…some massage parlour
     
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