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The bullshit thread.

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Aug 4, 2016.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well the press are having a field day, so may as well join in with the fun.

    Monty987 write this stuff all the time, so may need his thinking cap on, to take it to the next level


    After being at Old Trafford last night, Moyes and Rooney went for a kebab, where Rooney agreed to join Moyes at the SOL in a reported 3 year deal. Undisclosed fee.

    #coleenisexcited
     
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  2. Commachio

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    @Safc.talk of martin baine in the states. Planned meetings with gerrard and lampard.

    #legendstogether
     
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  3. Vincemac

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    He's at aol
    £55 million deal
    Cheap price for Harry Kane
     
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  5. spirit of 73

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    Messi
    Why has no one asked me to go to Sunderland? My heart yearns to play for a great team before I retire.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    :emoticon-0116-evilg.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    #ollymuirs
    a new start new career safc forever.
     
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    Ant and Dec to be announced as our two new fullbacks
    #wan**rs
     
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  9. Commachio

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    #abbeyclancy
    great to be in sunderland while peter has a meeting
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    David Moyes has been quiet of late keeping any potential transfer dealings under his cap, but that didn't stop him telling local nobody Liam Dooley that he has incoming signings on the way.

    Liam exclusively quoted to our reporter:

    "He went past my house this morning on the back of a rusty TATA pickup with a megaphone saying we were signing Pirlo and not the ginger one and he's just dug Michael Jackson up to manage the academy, everybody else in the street were out at the shops so never seen it".

    Sky Spurts News over and out.
     
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    #RobbieKeane

    Robbie: I'm delighted to finally be here 17 transfers windows after I was first linked.!!

    #You'reNeverTooOld
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Catts out. Rhodes in.<laugh>
     
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  13. Commachio

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    I find myself believing this one.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Lee Cattermole has been banned from football for life after it emerged that an independent panel deemed him responsible for everything that's ever gone wrong in football.

    We interviewed local fan Marcus outside the stadium of light today:

    "Ah bet you Kevin Friend was on the panel, I ****ing hate him, see that car over there, if that car was Lee Cattermole's car then Kevin Friend would be calling somebody to tow it away".
     
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    Squad Numbers announced

    image.jpeg
     
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  16. Commachio

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    <laugh>.<applause>. See that car.
     
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    Seaham Hall Update - passport & cd found in room 101- name shown "Short Moyessiah " - Give Youth A Chance - <doh><doh>
     
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  18. Commachio

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    #marknoble
    leaving training ground heading for the SOL. Big day hopefully new club.

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    The Sun
    The Mirror
    The Daily Mail
    The Daily Express
    The Times
    The Telegraph
    The Guardian
    The Metro
    The Journal
    The Chronicle

    Well you did say this was the bull*hit thread and they all qualify
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Comms sport is the biggest bullshit paper out.

    The Catts out. Rhodes in article a few weeks back had many fuming. Hook line and sinker.

    Me and my partner in crime were sniggering for days. Marcus was fuming at the news.<laugh>
     
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