The "BRB, please close this thread" Thread

@brb give it a few minutes so that the lads can have a laugh and lavish me with likes.

Then, close this mother fcuker, yeah?

Cheers, mate.

 

@brb close this monstrosity pal, someone's feeling left out.

 

Not until you give us a real **** cover of a Pink Floyd track.

 

Hiag realising it takes more than a 70's personality to be cool here..

 

Funnily enough, I've just been practising "On The Turning Away."

It's going to sound ace, Tobias.

 

Oh ****ing hell, here we go.

quick @brb please burn this **** with fire

 

Not until I have received 10 likes, Pix.

You know where the button is, mate...

 

You're not getting any likes from me until you learn to stop being a needy sychopant.

 

Love me for a reason, let the reason be love

That's what im feeling right now.

 

It's at times like this I wish the Spurs threads were back.

 

Liking this thread and its subliminal message, Hiag needs attention.

30 pager in the making.

 

@Hoddle Is A God Only just realised when everyone uses the acronym HIAG (never in a positive fashion) that's you. Why doesn't anyone like you?

You've got a clean slate with Mr Wonderland. Hopefully we can be great friends but I'm warning you, you play with feathers you get your arse tickled.

 

I'm box office, ALDO.

This board needs a star, and I'm it.

Not everyone of us can be an A lister.

Be thankful that you have me, mate.

 

Got luv written all over it that statement..

 

That's all fine and dandy, but I still don't trust you.

You turn up on this board, out of no where, biding your time before communicating directly with me.

It's a classic stealth sock tactic.

I know, because I invented it.

Sure, I could be wrong, but I rarely am.

My nose is twitching, and I smell wummery.

You have a long way to go before I can trust you.

Remember that, yeah?

 

I can't be arsed to build a rapport with you actually sorry. See you around Glenn. Keep away from red meat.

 

The jury's still out for me.

It's definitely a sock.

It could be a number of posters.

Stan, Luvvy, Commie, Pixie, Skiddy, brb... they're all in the frame.

I am going to maintain a watching brief.

 

Commie?

 

Look pal, I pop in here every now and again and everytime I do the post count multiplies 10 fold. The fallout from my occasional visits to this board and others like it have financed Malty Micks quest for his own personal pool.

You are nothing but an afterthought. You bask in the glory of my absence then, invariably jump back into your box whenever I appear.

It's only through my good grace that you have been allowed to peddle your pish on here for so long. I look upon it as my contribution to care in the community.

 

I wouldn't waste your time. Seriously.