There once was a shepherd boy called Neil who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!" The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces. "Don't cry 'wolf', shepherd boy," said the villagers, "when there's no wolf!" They went grumbling back down the hill. Later, the boy sang out again, "Wolf! Wolf! The ref is pyoor cheatin us!" To his naughty delight, he watched the villagers run up the hill to help him drive the wolf away. When the villagers saw no wolf they sternly said, "Save your frightened song for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'wolf' when there is NO wolf!" But the boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling down the hill once more. Later, he saw a REAL wolf prowling about his flock. Alarmed, he leaped to his feet and sang out as loudly as he could, "Wolf! Wolf!" But the villagers thought he was trying to fool them again, and so they didn't come. At sunset, everyone wondered why the shepherd boy hadn't returned to the village with their sheep. They went up the hill to find the boy. They found him weeping. "There really was a wolf here! The flock has scattered! I cried out, "Wolf!" Why didn't you come?" An old man tried to comfort the boy as they walked back to the village. "We'll help you look for the lost sheep in the morning," he said, putting his arm around the youth, "Nobody believes a liar...even when he is telling the truth!"
Yes it is very tiresome Denim. Hamilton's goal shouldnt have counted last night but the fable above shows why poor wee Lenny doesnt deserve "clarification" on last nights game. Even more so seeing he got a dodgy penalty* in injury time to rescue a point. *dodgy as in the same contact Broadfoot got from Masterbitch at Snake Mountain back in October. Caflik refs eh?
Frank is still funny Dougie...just a lot less often than he used to be. "Caflik" The pinnacle of Vanguard Bears humour that one.
Venom you arsehole, I left you a message on 606 last night and you never replied. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A79602014
can i rub oil into your 6 pack frank? your a fanny frank your so funny frank **** you frank ya prick Venom's got a wee crush
I like Venoms vicous mood swings, I know right now, he'll be off to the Mod squad on 606 getting me my 500th ban, that's what I like about him, he's a ****. that's why I want a sleepover at his gaffe, so I can administer a midnight bumming on him, I'll be sleeping of course.
I love/hate you guys/****s. Why don't you **** off/make yourself a sandwich? At least I've only got 2 personalities, think how many Pope his inside his head. **** is having a party in there every day for all his maniacs. Plus I've managed to break the "a" key off the works laptop. It's a ****ing nightmare to type.
Frank isn't funny, but he's still funnier that Dougie. What the **** happened to you Dougie? Kidney stones? Moaning old ****.
