The boner paradox

If you run around naked at 88 miles per hour in circles with a boner, it's theoretically possible to penetrate your own anus, thus creating a stable time loop of high speed hyper cyclone buttsex.

 

My cock is that big that I only need to do 35mph to achieve self pen.

 

I call shenanigans. Surely the anal self-penetration speed is dependent on the size of the circle that you're running in.

 

My cock is that big, that I run 35mph in a 3mtr radius and achieve self pen.

 

I think the problem would be going too fast and seeing your anus become a collapsing black hole when it can no longer support it's own gravity.

 

well dont go above the 88 mph limit , if its a collapsing black hole you want to see just stand behind bealey after a coocadens session

 

Back in the day me and my Army pals formed a 50 man daisy chain...for laughs and that.

 

'Army gay' isn't considered as gay as 'civilian gay'.

 

Nope, its considered a rite of passage (if you'll pardon the Pun)

 

Why go to such trouble when you've been getting ****ed by the Eurozone for years. Lucky your Oirish butt holes were already stretched after getting ****ed by us Brits for hundreds of years.