The Bold Prediction Thread

My bold prediction for this season is:

Vuckic becomes a regular in the first team.

 

When you say 'first team', you mean Glasgow Rangers' first team, right?

 

I thought you were taking the p!ss until I put my reading specs on.

 

I shall predict that Dummett will score







from a corner!

 

Perez get a call up for Spain

 

I predict we'll sign Charlie Austin.

 

We will abandon the ...'Willo' corner technique..even though it has proved outstandingly successful these past years

 

Marv will become an important part of the first team

 

I'm just waiting for Mr T to say we will get relegated and sell all of our best players....

 

Tiote will get back to his best.

 

We will score from a set piece.
Aaron's and sdj will play more than 20 games each

 

There's bold then there's this!

 

My prediction is a lot of the under-performing players will be much improved this season under the new management. Alas, for the likes of Williamson, Haidara, Sammy and Riviere there is no hope.

 

Saylor will become captain and I will die of a massive heart attack on hearing so.

 

After the first 5 games Mr T and BRS both declare undying love of the Ashley regime and forecast Champions League football.

 

My not so bold predictions are:

1. Trev will win the Headline Game league fair and square.

2. MrTiote will say we'll sell all our players and get relegated. He will also use the terms "I am right" and "mouse's brain".

3. Albert will promise at least 12 times to bare his arse in Fenwick's only to bottle it.

4. Heed will cheat at fantasy league.

5. Jimmy will predict 3-1 to the Toon.

6. Sammy's Silky Skills will use the word beel 178 times.

7. JPF will finally complete his total (physical and mental) transformation into a Mackem.

8. Fredor will wet the bed.

9. BRS will simultaneously implode and explode, causing an enormous vacuum that reverses the big bang and ultimately brings about the end of the universe once and for all.

all pretty obvious stuff really.

 

I predict a riot.

 

Damn, that blows no. 5 on my list.

 

1. BRS will finally release his book of poetry and win the Pulitzer Prize. The forward will be written by Shola Ameobi, because he was the inspiration for much of the poetry and allegedly he's a forward. Sadly a fatwah will be issued due to his expressed love of Satan's cock and we will lose his input to the board as he goes into hiding. The board will never be the same again.

2. Mr Tiote will claim that the BRS Fatwah story was a conspiracy and that actually he has either been sold by Mike Ashley to the Arsenal board or been abducted by aliens. Many of us will struggle to see the difference between those two options.

3. Rolando will announce that he is marrying Lee Charnley in October, having finally accepted that his hatred only masked his true feelings hidden deep within his subconcious.

4. JPF will be on the news!

5. Hacky will finally be exposed as Alan Pardew.

6. Trev will have a nervous breakdown trying to protect his family from JPF. The mystics weren't clear whether or not this was connected to point 4.

7. In December we will finally learn the final positions for last season's PEEHS game and wish we had started another one in August.

 

And Obi predicts a diet.