Somebody sent me a link to this a few weeks back, and it is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. It's a spoof Sam Allardyce account on twitter - he basically tweets things about West Ham players, his missus and other random crap. Feel free to contribute Big Sam tweets to this thread, some are hilarious (you have to imagine him saying it though, that's the funny bit) http://twitter.com/#!/TheBig_Sam