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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 9, 2016.

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A or B?

  1. A

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  2. B

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  3. I use my hand as I'm a dirty bastard

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    No... not a thread where we talk about Obi again.

    A or B?

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  2. Obi Wan

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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'm more of an A type of chap.
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    Its got to be B. Didnt know they were still making the left-handed bog rolls.
     
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    Following years of in depth research, we have discovered a recurring pattern whereby the 'A-type-of-guys' typically talk lots of shyte, wear mustard chinos, have secret sexual fsntasies involving mackems with unusually large forearms and have no idea that other forum members are pumping their wife.
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    And on top of all that, don't know how to wipe their arse properly
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Pissed off that you forgot to mention the purple dildos.
     
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    That's in the more detailed analysis, along with a stronger likelihood to:
    - wet the bed
    - have strange animal related fetishes
    - have odd 'Yorkshire meets Manchester' hybrid accents
    - have an infetiority complex due to abnormally small genitalia
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    B
    Choice A is an annoying habit of the damned
     
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  10. Captainchaos.

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    It depends which way the rolls put on

    Either way I wipe up first then down, then a bit of up, a little down and repeat until clean


    I don't think it really matters ??

    Or are you asking how much roll per wipe? If yes neither amount would scratch the surface of one of my alligator skins !
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    You're hired. Can you come round tomorrow at 9am? I havd a good one brewing. <ok>
     
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    Just try not to Trump while he's in action - poor sod!
     
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    What percentage of clean wipes you boys on?
    i.e. first wipe and zero skids?
     
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    This is getting a bit personal but I always try and be environmentally friendly and stop at the first clean wipe. Skids not an issue - gives the servants something to do.
     
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    I think that A and B should be the same length, as in the film " sh!tting with enemy "
     
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    Nearly time for another mafia game Captain..

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    B. You could get your hand trapped using A <yikes>
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    More germs could get on B though?
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Has to be A.

    A always leaves a bit hanging down so you can grab it.

    B often gets stuck at the top so have to give a little spin to get anything to drop to get hold of
     
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