The BIG Debate

Where do you stand?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20984707

 

Yes they should. I get pissed off with the current scoring system.

 

....if it ain't broke,don't fix it and while I'm at it I hate those smart gets that learn all the two letter words

 

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One of the greatest board games ever invented, along with Monopoly.

 

I have trouble with Scrabble as I suffer from acute dyslexia.

I once put a triple word score down that said XJKZNN, I thought it should have won me the match but my mate said "We're playing Monopoly you thick cnut!"

 

They are the easy ones it's the xi,qa etc that get me or maybe I'm just thick

 

What about chess? There was some article in the metro yesterday saying that 600 million people play it every day.

I was a chess champion when I was young. Won loads of tournaments undefeated. Even got a computer chess from Santa one year.

I'm so ashamed.

What a geeky little twat I was when I was young. I read encyclopedias and collected stamps too.

Thank god I turned into a shagging machine ladies man with a ferrari and a yacht and birds in every port and servants and money and multi-million pound businesses and drugs on tap, when I grew up.

Or maybe I work in IT and have lots of debt and a moany wife.



lions and giant killer bunnies and japanese soldiers.

 

I was in the Waldorf Astoria hotel in New York when in walked Bobby Fischer closely followed by Gary Kasparov. They stood in the lobby banging on about how many world titles they'd won, Bobby goes "I was the youngest grand master in the USA!" and Gary says "I beat Deep Blue, the smartest computer in the world!"

I decided to leave. I was sick of Chess Nuts Boasting in an Open Foyer.

 

FFS, did you get a joke book for Christmas?

 

I like scrabble bu am crap at it because I spend more time trying to put flashy words out than just keeping the score ticking over. I'm a bit like the Arsenal of the board game world.....

 

I did. It was the QPR 2013 annual! <gettingrelegatedsmiley>

 

Your are politely invited to leave GC and never come back

 

Yeah, Chess is another great board game. The musical was good too.

 

Strip Jenga is quite a good game.

 

Bring it on SSK, I'll kick **** out of you at chess




I also work in IT and have lots of debt, the moany wife is planned in the near future

 

I'll meet you online in a chess forum site you ****y pawn ****er. DO NOT **** WITH ME AT CHESS (it's all I have, please).

Don't get a wife.

 

http://chess.com

Make a profile and PM me

I'm going to batter you Baby-P-style

 

Fat chance. He can't even get a ****.

 

I'll play you, but I'm not at the top of my game just now. I used to be great a chess before I started drinking. Now i struggle to get my socks on in the morning.

I'll PM you when I can be arsed.