So the song goes but what to you like to do that costs nothing? You may think that looking at cameltoes on birds wearing lycra leggings would be top of my list but if I am honest there isn't much I enjoy more than cracking a well deserved fart. I'm not an animal and don't cut the cheese in a packed lift although I have been known to "crop dust" on occasion. This is the act of walking through an area and gradually letting the guff drift out as I pass and not staying to find out if it is chemical warfare I've left in my wake. What do you like that doesn't cost a bean?
*touche ma bite Why it's a feminine noun is a mystery but thought your French would be better than that.
