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The best April Fool Jokes from today?

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  1. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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  2. Sanchin0

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    Ronald Vargas is signing for NUFC.
     
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  3. Busby 's Babe

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    Following his transfer Ronaldo should retire from International football <laugh>
     
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  4. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Sunderland!

    Oh no wait that's on a daily basis...
     
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    Port Vale done a good one LOOK at this I will post the link in a few minutes.
     
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    HOADIE_BOI, Apr 1, 2011
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    I was tempted to do one by changing my name to RIP Bartons Tash and pretending to be back early. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that you can only change it once a fortnight, I didn't want to be stuck with it for two weeks.
     
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    LOL mate that would be well funny.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    21 days I think AbGlo.
     
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    <yikes>

    Bloody good job I didn't do it then.
     
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    Just think of all the anymous sexy PM's you might have got! Or the death threats of course!!
     
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  12. AH

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    I forgot it was April Fools day, woke up at 11.59, realised I had no time to play any jokes, then quickly texted a very pitiful 'I'm gay and I'm leaving you' to my girlfriend before I fell asleep again only to wake up to her telling me that she 'actually wasn't that surprised when she read it'

    bitch...
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    LOL! REP for you and your girlfriend!
     
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    Oh well, next time maybe.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Acid-Hippo again.
     
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    Never mind. Cheers for trying mate <ok>
     
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    I managed it alright. You need to be more promiscuous AB, you're letting us all down.
     
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    Lol. Have some rep for that mate :)
     
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  18. AH

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    Thanks. You're all so kind.
     
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    You must spread blaha blaha before :(
     
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    'I ran over your dog.'

    Might have been better without showing them the corpse?
     
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