Here is the full list of the most ridiculous excuses used by benefit cheats: :: "We don't live together he just comes each morning to fill up his flask". :: "I wasn't using the ladders to clean windows, I carried them for therapy for my bad back." :: "I had no idea my wife was working! I never noticed her leaving the house twice a day in a fluorescent jacket and a Stop Children sign." :: "My wallet was stolen so someone must have been using my identity, I haven't been working". :: "I didn't know I was still on benefit." :: "I didn't declare my savings because I didn't save them, they were given to me." :: "He lives in a caravan in the drive, we're not together." :: "He does come here every night and leave in the morning and although he has no other address I don't regard him as living here." :: "It wasn't me working, it was my identical twin. :: "I wasn't aware my wife was working because her hours of work coincided with the times I spent in the garden shed." .
I got talking to a bloke in the pub last night, he's just joined the police. He said to me, "You should join up mate - you start on £25K with benefits." So I punched him and called crimestoppers. I'm getting sick of these benefit cheats
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What about no. 11 "I thought being a Newcastle fan we had to be on benefits every one else in the box we have is"
