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Off Topic The Bellend Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 4, 2016.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So who do you think is a bellend past or present?

    Mr Blobby is, in my opinion a whopper of a bellend.

    ACS is too.
     
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    Skeletor was a bellend too.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Let's cut to the chase, Albert. The Nibbler is the biggest bellend on the Internet.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Stan Collymore.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Gazza. What a waste.
     
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    The Foreign Secretary, can't believe a word he says.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Jihadi john.
     
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    Comical Ali from the gulf war
     
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    There's quite a few of them about apparently:

    There are 75 people with the Bellend surname on MyHeritage.
    Most popular first names with surname Bellend:
    Adolf Bellend
    Alberto Bellend Ann Bellend Barney Bellend Emily Bellend Emma Bellend Eva Bellend Frank Bellend Georgiana Bellend Harriett Bellend Heather Bellend John Bellend Leo Bellend Mary Bellend Richard Bellend
    You really have to be cruel parents to have the Surname Bellend and then call your child either Adolf, Barney or even better Richard.
     
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    I think Nev is a Bellend for not keeping the Prediction League up to date.
     
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    Donald trump. Alan pardew. Penfold. Joey Barton. Jose the special hwan. I think I have them all right there. Oh.... Steve Martin (not the actor)
     
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    Imagine if some was called Richard bellend. Ha ha
     
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    Anyone trivialising noncing.
     
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    So the vast majority of your away fans then? :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    ^^ ^^
    This **** too. Sick.
     
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    They came on here to dish out some ****, Crying Brian, 83 and the Nibbler and they've all left for the Mackem board, beelin and starting threads about the Newcastle board ffs <laugh>

    That didn't go too well, Mackems.
     
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    Another mag thread?
    They really are obsessed.
    Be careful Dorty as you may spawn another Mexit. <laugh>
    My money is on the nibbler.
     
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    <laugh>

    Love it <laugh>
     
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    It seems Safc 83 has been banned from this board. Good. Never mind, he and Crying Brian are now having a dig at Blunham Mackem over on their board.

    Can we ban Crying Brian and Teesside Mackem as well, please, mods?

    I mean, what more is there to say to them that I already haven't? <laugh>
     
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