The Awkward Moment...

...When Spurs are 10 points clear.
...When a Spurs fan says they'll win the League
...When a Spurs fan turns up to the Derby in a "Mind the Gap" Tshirt
...When the North London Powershift is complete
...When you spend SEVENTY-ONE MILLION POUNDS on Henderson, Carroll & Downing
...When you're a Liverpool fan

Hindsight is a wonderful thing. What a season

 

When Levy said to the FA - I want £10m compensation for losing Arry.

When Dalgleish spent £100m on ........ well he spent it anyway.

When the ManU fans have to sneak into the charity shop with their 'Manchester Utd Champions 2011/2' t-shirt.

 

The awkward moment when your team goes into administration twice in two years and you're on the brink of liquidation.

 

OK, the rest was funny...then Pompey comes in and depresses the **** out of people.

 

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when you've just won at Sunderland, and QPR are drawing at City.
Was that the whistle for the end of the game? - oh wait a minute - that must be another goal......

 

The awkward moment when you're a Man United fan and City win the league deep into Mancini time

It's self-depreciation! The best kind of humour, perhaps!

 

When you are Pompey Fan - and your kid asks for Life Membership for Christmas......

 

Who said the North London power shift is complete ?

 

Pompey fan - when his prospective daughter-in-law says she's found the Church - St. Mary's..........

 

You are just being offered the job of a lifetime, when your new Director says - 'Oh and we've got a box at White Hart Lane' ......

 

...when Arsenal fans wanted Wenger out and now suddenly lover him again
...When Arsenal fans got excited about the arrival of Gervinho and Park only for them to be anonymous
...When another season ends without a trophy and the "its ok we still compete" clause comes out
...When another of Arsenal's top players leaves for greener fields after a year of fans saying they would never leave...



In fairness, though, hats off for a great come-back this year, and glad you finished above the spuds

 

when you look at the PL table and Liverpool are above Evert....... Oh!

 

Very much so!

 

Everton have made it clear that they are now , and intend to stay , the best team on merseyside.

Moyes = winner

Dalgleish = loser.

 

...when a Liverpool fan says they'll be back in the Top4 this year, then finishes 37 points off the top
...when you're 2-0 up at the Emirates and think it's all over, before it's even begun

 

The awkward moment when Piskie declares Ramsey to be the best player of the season after RVP.....cricket sounds........frog sounds.......beetle sounds.......the odd one out clapping sound........

 

the powershift on Merseyside is complete. ouch!

 

when the Spuds are chanting 2-nil 2-nil - then .........goal goal goal goal goal.