What would you do in the event of the apocalypse?? Rape an pillage?? Couple of reasons there could be one.. Mayan predictions for the end of the world 23/12/2012 Romney wins the election and instantly backs the Jews to bomb the **** out of Iran.. Having already had a dig at the kitchen sinks who like Iran as do the Russians.. Bringing the whole world to mutual destruction.. Also having watched that c unt derren brown programme made me and my mate think what would We do when the end of the world is approaching.. As to the programme don't know if anyone watched but it was complete ****e as he got chased by zombies if it were me I'd have armed myself to the teeth failing that I'd have fashioned a bat out of a table leg at least.. I reckon they were lucky as if I believed I was in that situation I'd have smashed the pretend zombie thusly killing the unfortunate actor.. Anyway back on topic.. I'd go and break in to the local gun shop.. Arm myself up Rambo style break into an old underground reservoir which is no longer used then use that as a base of operations to go kill.. Quite clearly no cannabis was consumed when this discussion took place..
I've never shagged an Indian or Pakistani bird. If I'm still alive and not a zombie, then there must be some Asian bird somewhere who's alive, not a zombie and pumpable. Ergo, I'd seek said pumpee out and set aboot pumping her
If it was a guaranteed end of the world event and I knew I wouldn't wake up with a guilty conscience I'd kiss the wife and kids goodbye and run over the road and bash the granny out of the little blondie who lives in the house opposite. Dirty hoor looks like she'd love a bit of apocalyptic back door smashery.
I've done a Turkish bird once.. I'd like to have a go on a an Indian bird.. There's loads of sexy ones up in Birmingham.. Admittedly for every one good one there's about ten with more hair on their faces than most blokes..
Only problem is I don't have a gun or else I'd be all for a bit of last minute revenge therapy. Consider it as helping them on to the other side prior to the world ending. Loads of people I'd love to send on their way. I'd like that gun the nutter in Noway, Brevik, used to pop off all those hippy students, it looked like something Action Man used to have! Shoot the husband, pump the wife and teeny daughter, boom all over. Actually I'd probably make a nice cup of tea, not the violent type.
No hunting shops your way?? We have one.. I'd break in kit myself out.. Though I'd end up looking like I was off on a pheasant shoot. Though we do have an army surplus place in one village near by. So 1: procure guns and ammo.. Hunter wellies and tweed. (Incase the owner of army surplus store is armed to the teeth) 2: get some nazi SS uniforms from army surplus centre.. 3: hunt down a Bollywood beauty.
Was she aware of the occurence?? or did she awake to feeling a tad sore with no recollection of the previous 6 hours.. Surely you must have a bucket list of burds you'd like to poke?? You could go save them, be their knight in shining armour, then basically drug them have your way way with them and kill them. I wouldnt mind a tickle on a japanese burd.. though i dont think we have any round here.. we occasionaly get japanese exchange students in the summer sightseeing here... could always abduct one.
Be abducted by her father for a shotgun wedding? http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/Bihar's shotgun weddings/1/89843.html
It actually is. End of the world, I would probably catch up on all the TV programmes I have recorded on my sky +. Then go to bed.
