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The anoraks poem

Discussion in 'Millwall' started by MIGHTY, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    Sad Gits <doh>

    Sunday, 25 November 2012

    Ode to Millwall



    A hundred years of history,
    Eleven wins from sixty-three?
    Derby games, rare of late,
    Very few since New Cross Gate.

    Local neighbours we have been,
    but those days we've long since seen.
    The docks are shut and you've moved out,
    It's in our Boroughs you now shout.

    You've no time for us, you say,
    But still sell out when'er we play.
    We've both got our share of spotters,
    Ours are trains and yours are Coppers.

    South-east cousins we may be,
    But not so different, you and me.
    We work together, joke in boozers,
    Far more often double losers.

    So then, on to Saturday,
    The New Den, what more to say?
    A hundred years of history,
    Eleven wins in sixty-three?

    Time for us to start anew,
    To go and get one over you.
    Far too often we couldn't hack it
    But now it's Powell and Kenny Jackett.

    In '09 we took a mauling
    Dailly's boys were 'kin appalling.
    Expect to win? We can't pretend,
    But we'll come and fill our End.

    Morro's boys will have a go
    We'll pray for a winning show.
    A hundred years of folk-lore,
    It's eleven wins from sixty-four!

    eleven wins in sixty four yes love it <laugh>




     
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  2. Blendondigger

    Blendondigger Member

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    ****ing hell Mighty!

    The Anoraks are getting you to write verse....<yikes><yikes>

    What will happen next?

    I'm relishing this time....and beginning to ask why as a player, would you not want to be part of Millwall if a struggling Premier outfit comes knocking in January?

    Wait till May and go up with the team!

    I'm beginning to dream about the Prem in 13 for my next birthday
     
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  3. Grumpyoldsod

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    Life of ananorak

    Mr and Mrs anorak were listen to the weather forecast:-

    " there will be heavy snow tonight, with the wind out of the southwest people in the Charlton are are advised to park their cars on the left hand side of the road "

    So Mr anorak goes out and parks his car on the left hand side of the road that night.

    The following nights forecast says

    "there will be more heavy snow tonight and with the wind out of the southeast people in the Charlton area are advised to park their cars on the right hand side of the road tonight"

    So Mr anorak goes out and parks his car on the right hand side of the road.

    The following night they are listenin to the weather forecast

    "There will be more heavy snow tonite and with the wind coming out of the North people in the Charlton are are advised to park their cars......"

    Just then there is a power cut.

    "Jesus what do we do tonight now? I dont know where to park the car!"" said Mr anorak

    His wife replied "For f**ks sake why dont you just leave it in the garage"
     
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  4. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    Digger

    Me write that yeah right!!!! <laugh>
     
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