Were they drunk when they thought of this? Brewery launches bizarre beer made from deer SEMEN - and the people brave enough to taste test it have called it 'creamy' By Rachel Eddie For Daily Mail Australia04:08, 07 Aug 2015, updated 08:12, 07 Aug 2015 please log in to view this image Wellington pub Green Man has launched a 'Stag Semen Stout' It is made with semen from a stag named Lagoon It's described as sweet and creamy with notes of coffee and chocolate A beer made of stag semen is impregnating stout lovers with intrigue in a Wellington pub. 'Stag Semen Stout' is made from donations by a stag named Lagoon and is served at Green Man pub in Wellington's Lambton Harbour, Stuff.co.nzreported. 'It's exactly what it says on the tin,' Ciaran O'Kelly, owner of Green Man pub said. 'There's lots of stag semen in it.' Scroll down for video please log in to view this image +8 'It's exactly what it says on the tin,' Ciaran O'Kelly, owner of Green Man pub said Lagoon the stag's donations were taken from a professional breeding facility in Kaiapoi, Canterbury in the south island of New Zealand. Created by local brewery Choice Bros, the Stag Semen Stout is not the only strange thing to have launched at Green Man pub. In 2011, Green Man pub also served apple-infused horse semen shots, The beer is also made extra smooth and creamy because it's served on handpump, rather than force carbonated like most 'It doesn't look like semen, doesn't smell like it,' one customer said anxiously as he sampled the stout 'There's lots of stag semen in it,' Green Man pub owner Ciaran O'Kelly said.
plenty of female aussie tourists leave the pubs here with kiwi stags ready to give them a mouthful of semen
Plenty of Kiwi ladies tourist leave our pubs with Aussie studs ready to drill them deeper and longer.
Ok good people, just a quick note to let you know, that the Barnsley Gold Barny Award Night is coming up very soon so....... - Nominations for all Threads are being called. Please nominate your favourite member for an award. - The award can be for anything that a member has done on the forum since our last award night. - A member can win more than one award. Look at myself, lm so shiit hot, no doubt up for many awards....... probably arrsesole of the year! - Nominations are being called for the Joke Thread Poster of the Year Award. I'm submitting Wooperts for this category. Any others ????
Nominating our favourite members for awards, no matter in which category, will encourage favouritism, so it won't be fair to us honest, decent posters (or 'pisters' as you said) who have no friends If it's got to be favourite posters can I nominate myself, for all categories, 'cos I'm my favourite on here being as I've never met any of the others Lots of love from my favourite poster on this board
I hear what you say, Gordon but if truth be known, all the regular members have made a magnificent contribution right across the board .............. so as it turns out, everyone really deserves their award ................. whatever that may be! So be warned. The awards are not rigged. They are earned ! Stay tuned for all the updates! ........... and now a word from our sponsors, International Sanity Solutions. Hi, I'm Claude Van Dickoff and l'm hear to talk to you about your shiitter ............
Ok, it’s time to all for nominations from members for this years Gold Barny Awards. Don’t hold back and remember..... you can vote for Squat Soon, l’ll be announcing the categories. Stay tuned!!
Having listened to all and sundry about not wanting to show favouritism, can l suggest each member nominate themselves for an award....... and then l will present it! Yes?
If your date is like mine, it never closes..... woops, maybe this be on the Amazing Farts Thread. Won’t be long now, kiddies!!!!!
Its annually, it could be this week or next April! As soon as l find time to present the awards. You can self nominate anytime.
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