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The Annual Gold Barney Awards !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I think this was their first effort ...............

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    Were they drunk when they thought of this? Brewery launches bizarre beer made from deer SEMEN - and the people brave enough to taste test it have called it 'creamy'
    By Rachel Eddie For Daily Mail Australia04:08, 07 Aug 2015, updated 08:12, 07 Aug 2015

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    • Wellington pub Green Man has launched a 'Stag Semen Stout'
    • It is made with semen from a stag named Lagoon
    • It's described as sweet and creamy with notes of coffee and chocolate
    A beer made of stag semen is impregnating stout lovers with intrigue in a Wellington pub.

    'Stag Semen Stout' is made from donations by a stag named Lagoon and is served at Green Man pub in Wellington's Lambton Harbour, Stuff.co.nzreported.

    'It's exactly what it says on the tin,' Ciaran O'Kelly, owner of Green Man pub said.

    'There's lots of stag semen in it.'

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    'It's exactly what it says on the tin,' Ciaran O'Kelly, owner of Green Man pub said

    Lagoon the stag's donations were taken from a professional breeding facility in Kaiapoi, Canterbury in the south island of New Zealand.

    Created by local brewery Choice Bros, the Stag Semen Stout is not the only strange thing to have launched at Green Man pub.

    In 2011, Green Man pub also served apple-infused horse semen shots,

    The beer is also made extra smooth and creamy because it's served on handpump, rather than force carbonated like most
    'It doesn't look like semen, doesn't smell like it,' one customer said anxiously as he sampled the stout
    'There's lots of stag semen in it,' Green Man pub owner Ciaran O'Kelly said. upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-8.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif upload_2017-1-23_12-31-9.gif
     

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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    plenty of female aussie tourists leave the pubs here with kiwi stags ready to give them a mouthful of semen
     
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  4. Didley Squat

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    Plenty of Kiwi ladies tourist leave our pubs with Aussie studs ready to drill them deeper and longer.
     
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  5. Gordon Armstrong

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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    will be going into wellington for a few beers on saturday
    will be avoiding the green man pub
     
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  7. Didley Squat

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    Ok good people, just a quick note to let you know, that the Barnsley Gold Barny Award Night is coming up very soon so.......

    - Nominations for all Threads are being called. Please nominate your favourite member for an award.

    - The award can be for anything that a member has done on the forum since our last award night.

    - A member can win more than one award.
    Look at myself, lm so shiit hot, no doubt up for many awards....... probably arrsesole of the year!

    - Nominations are being called for the Joke Thread Poster of the Year Award.
    I'm submitting Wooperts for this category.
    Any others ????
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Nominating our favourite members for awards, no matter in which category, will encourage favouritism, so it won't be fair to us honest, decent posters (or 'pisters' as you said) who have no friends :emoticon-0106-cryin

    If it's got to be favourite posters can I nominate myself, for all categories, 'cos I'm my favourite on here being as I've never met any of the others :rolleyes:

    Lots of love from my favourite poster on this board :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I hear what you say, Gordon but if truth be known, all the regular members have made a magnificent contribution right across the board .............. so as it turns out, everyone really deserves their award ................. whatever that may be!
    So be warned.
    The awards are not rigged.
    They are earned !
    Stay tuned for all the updates!
    ........... and now a word from our sponsors, International Sanity Solutions.
    Hi, I'm Claude Van Dickoff and l'm hear to talk to you about your shiitter ............
     
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  10. Didley Squat

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    Ok, it’s time to all for nominations from members for this years Gold Barny Awards.

    Don’t hold back and remember..... you can vote for Squat

    Soon, l’ll be announcing the categories.
    Stay tuned!!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Who will win the pissing off with no notice worrying us all for no good reason barney
     
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Having listened to all and sundry about not wanting to show favouritism, can l suggest each member nominate themselves for an award....... and then l will present it!

    Yes?
     
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    I want an award but don't know what to go for? :emoticon-0138-think When is the closing date?
     
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If your date is like mine, it never closes..... woops, maybe this be on the Amazing Farts Thread.

    Won’t be long now, kiddies!!!!!
     
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ahhhh, that’s the Politician Award.
    They p!ss people off for no good reason!
     
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    So when is this? Need to get my acceptance speech ready.
     
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  17. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Its annually, it could be this week or next April!
    As soon as l find time to present the awards.
    You can self nominate anytime.
     
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    I am nominating myself for..

    'I am a woman' award.

    Can't think of anything else.
     
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  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ahhhhhh......... so your up for the Helen Reddy Award?

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    Ladies & Gentlemanzers......................

    I'm Little Johnny Rotten and l'm your host for the 2017 Gold Barny Awards.
    That's right, l can talk as much crap as the next person and get away with cause .......... well, who cares!

    Please allow me to call up our first award winner for the night, yes, that's right, the one and only, our very own female friend with the big pussy ........... cat avatar type thingy, would you welcome to the microphone, the lovely, Miss Kittenish !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Miss Kittenish wins tonight first award, The I Am Woman / Helen Reddy Award
    Enjoy your Gold Barny!!!!!!!!

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