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Off Topic The Alternative olympics

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by crumble bungle, Aug 9, 2016.

  1. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    just to take our minds off the transfer rumours for a short while.
    Think of any Olympians and replace them with anyone from the football world.
    first one for me would be take out Daly and his partner in the 10m synchronised diving and replace them with FSA and Steve Bruce.
    feel free to add as many as you want.
     
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  2. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    I'd have replaced Tom Daley and Daniel Goodfellow with Ashley Young and Michael Owen, they'd have won Gold.
     
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  3. blackcatsteve

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    Sterling for Bolt, all Sterling can do is run.

    Sir Alex Ferguson, Steve Redgrave, both just kept going and going.

    Barcelona for the Harlem globetroters hmm I mean USA basketball team.

    Klinsman for Daly, both good at diving.
     
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  4. Billy Death

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    Usain Bolt with JOS.
     
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  5. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    That'd be a sight and a half, I'm sure with practice they could perform a synchronised belly flop.

    I'd like to see Colback as the hammer in the hammer throw.
     
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  6. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I can see Shteve McLaren gurning through the synchronised swimming with that rictus grin on his face...
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    10,000 metres... The average number broken into by Liverpool supporters in a month..
     
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  8. Home_and_Away

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    Handball - Diego Maradona <steam>
     
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  9. Home_and_Away

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    Wrestling - Lee Bowyer & Kieron Dyer

     
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  10. Blind Corner

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    If 10 metre air rifle shooting is an Olympic sport, why can't we have darts and dominoes?
    I know lads in our local club that would win it hands down, gold medals all round.
     
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