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The Allam British Open Tickets

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by RicardoHCAFC, Dec 20, 2016.

  1. RicardoHCAFC

    RicardoHCAFC Well-Known Member
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    As that's going to be in Hull again I thought I'd look into how we could start annoying Allam (without disrupting the games or anything like that) in places he likes going, and there's not much better than at an event he's the sponsor of and presents the winners' trophies.

    This year's ticketing isn't out yet, but have you seen last year's? There's no wonder there's no sensible ticketing policy at City when their favourite sport has this scattergun approach to concessions, zoning, multi session promotions, and bring a friend promotions. It's like each of Ehab's personalities got to set the price plans for each stage of the tournament.

    First 4 days, 2 sessions a day, adults £20 a session, kids £10 a session, no promotions

    Day 5, 1/4 Finals over 2 sessions, Back Wall Seats £35 a session, Unreserved £25 a session or £40 for both

    Day 6, Semi-Finals over 2 sessions, Unreserved £30 a session or £50 for both

    Day 7, Final, Back wall seat £50 or 2 for £80, unreserved £30
     
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  2. LeftSaidFred

    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    Squash balls, everywhere. On the pitch, stuffed up his exhaust pipe. Every. ****ing. Where.
     
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  3. GLP

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    A great idea.

    They have concessions for kids too? The bastards.
     
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  4. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    I won't be going
    I couldn't bear to be sat next to some child that had paid less than me, I mean they'd have the same size seat as me...it wouldn't be morally right...for me
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Direct & disrupt.

    A mass court invasion & sit in would be ace. Strategic people in the crowd filming.

    Is it illegal to enter a squash court as it is entering the field of play at football?

    Could you be banned from the KC for disrupting an event at the "WeStoleIt" Arena?

    This has potential to get at them rather than the club.
     
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  6. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Squash courts are quite small
    It wouldn't need to be a 'mass' invasion. Me you and Chazz would fill one!
     
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  7. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Think positive, ask to be sat in front of one of the freeloading cheapskates so they can't see.
     
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  8. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    We could bare arse mooney against the glass.
     
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  9. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't it all glass last year? Like a sporty version of The Cube?
     
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  10. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Get four of us

    A L. LA. M O . U T. written on our arse cheeks.
     
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  11. Charon

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    nah - ALLAM on one cheek - UT on the other so when you bend down it says ALLAM OUT
     
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  12. TigerinSydney

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    Just print a load of these price lists (highlighting the fact there are concessions for kids)

    And put them in his letterbox, on his drive, give askew a large copy to hold on the roundabout, put the concession price on a bill board

    ****ing ****ers
     
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  13. Obadiah

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    Or we could have a collection buy loads of children's tickets and not turn up.
     
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  14. DMD

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    Or enough tickets that the empty seats spell a message "Allam Out" or, donate the specific seat tickets to a charity, or a trampoline club, along with Amber tee shirts or hats, so they spell out a message.
     
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  15. Chilton's Hundreds

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    March 19-26th at the Airco. Tickets on sale in the New Year.

    So they'll still be owners of the SMC until then at least. They wouldn't want to run the risk of there being problems under new owners.
     
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  16. renegadetiger

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    Unlikely to be an issue as there'll be a contract in place for the tournament.
     
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  17. Chilton's Hundreds

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    Wouldn't surprise me if part of the sponsorship deal is a reduced or subsidised price for using the Airco.

    Would be interesting to know what the event generates in income for the SMC.
     
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  18. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    It's not illegal & im in!!
     
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  19. Idi Amin

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    I'm in.......Send me the details biatches!
     
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  20. renegadetiger

    renegadetiger Well-Known Member

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    I think the squash tournament is an absolutely golden opportunity.

    But I also think there's a bit of a risk continuing to discuss it on a public forum here... not sure how best to get round that but this needs to go offline somehow.
     
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