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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SaintsForTheWin, Apr 11, 2012.

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  1. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Seeing as Beale comes here for advice, why not make the advice thread.

    I'll kick it off, how do you clean your willy?
     
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  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I don't
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Me neither, hence why I am asking for advice. I let the tongue of a woman to do the cleaning usually.
     
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  4. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    pull the foreskin back, get some lynx excite showergel arount the helmet, rinse.
     
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  5. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Your mum is too good to you
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    What? Doesn't your mum do the same <yikes> You're missing out.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    White spirit <ok>
     
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  9. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Turps and WD40 <ok>
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    get it circumcised
     
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  11. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    soya sauce mixed with a nice blend of water and flour, using this liquidy/solid mixture you mold it into a duck, after you have done this, mash it up again and put it on your bellend, after 4 minutes and 38 seconds take it off and rinse your bellend with water

    or if you want to be a speedy bastard (no pun intended) you can skip out the whole first part and just rinse it with water <ok>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Generous amount of soapy lather up the anus, pull back foreskin, insert cock into anus, rigorous back and forth motion.

    Two for one deal.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Good shout. WD40 is a penetrating fluid <whistle>
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Thank you, I don't need anymore advice.

    How will beale tell his future wife he wants a divorce?
     
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  15. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I dunno but i bet Turps and WD40 are involved <cleanthespadehead>
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    What's the best way to clean a bloody spade?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Fuck off are you new on here as that has been said before <shiftyeyes>
     
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  18. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    I was just a bandit before. I am ****ing new.

    My boss saw your GAY logo the other day and now thinks i sit on Gay sites. <ok>
     
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    That's a little extreme just to clean your lad.

    What do you recommend for washing your arse? Disembowelment?
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You kind of do sit on gay sites. This place is full of queer ****s and pictures of willies.
     
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