The 13th world ghost convention

Takes place today in cork city gaol. The gaol is now a tourist attraction and has two resident ghosts.


My question is why the **** aren't you attending Mr. Acworth, are you still banned after the incident at the 6th world ghost convention.



You should have come over ffs I'd have went for a pint with ya and got us some yokes too

 

Wooooooooooooooo

 

what was that

 

My impression of a ghost. Was it not obvious kiddo?

 

Tbh I thought it was your gay voice... I pictured you saying it whilst waving jazz hands

 

Dear Chalky McHash,

2 questions:

Why are you using the archaic spelling of jail?
WTF is a yoke in the sense that you're using it? I'm guessing you're not inviting Jono to plough a field with some oxen.

 

Yoke = E tabs

 

I've been to the 3rd world, I was born there, and believe me when I say it's a ****hole.

I can only imagine how grim the 13th world must be

Is it being held in Belfast by any chance?

 

Dear squiggles,
I appreciate the time you took to correspond so here are the answers

cork city gaol is the name of the place. The modern(loose use of the word) jail is called cork prison.

Yokes are as jacky pointed out ecstacy tablets.

Oh the fun we could've had jonno buzzin off his head telling invisible spirits.. I ****in love you man I ****in love ya.


I hope you find my response helps with your lust for knowledge

yours sincerely

goodluck johnaton

 

Dear Arzte Whitesword,

Thank you for your prompt and expansive reply. It certainly answered all my questions, and I will be recommending your services to all my colleagues.

I too would enjoy seeing Jono loved up on E, or perhaps tripping his tits off on magic mushies.

Yours in bullshit,

Cardinal Biscuit-Barrel

 

Does anyone think that ghosts exist?

I am very open minded and well maybe they do. I haven't seen one yet but that's not to say they are not out there.

I mean when famous people (like PurpleFace Furiousson) come out with their autobiographies they get someone who can actually write properly to do it for them cause they're thick as mince. And who are the people that write the books - that's right "ghost writers". Intersesting eh

 

go to the cage st ostythe

 

I've seen a ghost.

 

Did it have a hat?

 

so have i everyday and just now downstairs very haunted our block built on a graveyard

 

A bootel?

 

It did not, no.

 

not a real ghost then!

 

Have ghosts to be wearing headwear to be considered authentic?