Not one quality player brought in but plenty of excuses from Moyes, next Short will have to explain himself. 5 points adrift now as well, I won't go back if we lose to Palace, that PVA money went to pay of the debt I bet.
Let me let me! He painted Salford's smokey tops On cardboard boxes from the shops And parts of ancoats where I used to play I'm sure he once walked down our street Cause he painted kids who had nowt on their feet The clothes we wore had all see better days Now they said his works of art were dull No room all round the walls are full But Lowry didn't care much anyway They said he just paints cats and dogs And matchstalk men in boots and clogs And Lowry said that's just the way they'll stay And he painted matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs He painted kids on the corner of the street that were sparking clogs Now he takes his brush and he waits outside them factory gates To paint his matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs Now canvas and brushes were wearing thin When London started calling him To come on down and wear the old flat cap They said tell us all about your ways And all about them Salford days Is it true you're just an ordinary chap And he painted matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs He painted kids on the corner of the street that were sparking clogs Now he takes his brush and he waits outside them factory gates To paint his matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs Now Lowry's hang upon the wall Beside the greatest of them all And even the Mona Lisa takes a bow This tired old man with hair like snow Told northern folk its time to go The fever came and the good lord mopped his brow And he left us matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs He left us kids on the corner of the street that were sparking clogs Now he takes his brush and he waits outside them pearly gates To paint his matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs And he left us matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs He left us kids on the corner of the street that were sparking clogs Now he takes his brush and he waits outside them pearly gates To paint his matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs And he left us matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs He left us kids on the corner of the street that were sparking clogs Now he takes his brush and he waits outside them pearly gates To paint his matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs And he left us matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs He left us kids on the corner of the street that were sparking clogs Now he takes his brush and he waits outside them pearly gates To paint his matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs
Never mind that. Heres the lyrics to Rednex 90s hit..... "Cotton Eyed Joe" If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from. Where did you go? Where did you come from cotton-eye joe? [repeat] He came to town like a midwinter storm He rode through the fields so Handsome and strong His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun But all he had come for was having some fun [repeat intro] He brought disaster wherever he went The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent They all ran away so nobody would know And left only men cause of cotton-eye joe [repeat intro]
You know it's idiots like you that I stopped posting Moyes has brought in proven premiership experience that he knows We had 23m on the table today that didn't work out Our injury list is horrific but coming back Let's get behind the lads and see what happens
How anyone can confuse this clown for a proper fan of the club is beyond me. He ignores the fact that we've just had a great result against a high flying team and complains that we've managed to sign a like for like replacement for a defender who can't defend, pad our numbers in midfield and possibly take a chunk out of our debt. He'd ****ing give a prozac depression.
Careful, I got roasted from a few people on here for calling him a WUM. Apparently, he's clearly a Sunderland supporter because he knows the area and a couple of posters genuinely think he has some sort of mental health disorder.
I remain utterly convinced of it. He has recalled tiny details about Roker in the past which noone could possibly know without genuinely having experienced it. But there are also a lot of clues that he has some form of autism / aspergers. I went to school with a lad who suffered from it and a lot of the traits are exactly the same. The fact he's almost entirely socially unattached and seemingly competely un-self aware in social situations (in this case the forum) - the lad I went to school with didn't understand social interaction at all. People would be making a joke about him in front of his face (not me mind) and he'd just laugh along with them as he didn't understand what was happening. He had exaggerated emotional responses to seemingly inconsequential things, similar to Monty whenever we lose a game. He also remembered the ridiculous details about very specific subjects which he took an interest in - for example this lad was absolutely obsessed with the Premier League. You could say to him "who lined up for Sheffield Wednesday in their 7th fixture of the 1998-99 season, and who were they playing"? and he'd reel it off straight off the bat. If he couldn't remember one it would torture him, really fascinating to see. Again, that's similar to some of the random details Monty sometimes comes out with about SAFC's history. Also, earlier today someone posted a screenshot from Bottom, and he came straight back with the scene and what had just happened. So clearly that show is one of his "subjects" also. I just think there's way too much evidence supporting the fact he's a quite severely autistic Sunderland fan to write it off. I've thought it for a while and viewed each one of his posts with that in mind, and there has not been a single one that doesn't fit the profile. So either it's the case or he's the best troll in the world. And I think if it was the latter he'd have given up by now as nobody takes him seriously anyway...
Okay mate, you seem to have in-depth knowledge in this. I appreciate what you are saying, but, I think it's to much of a coincidence what he puts up and when. His posts aren't all over the place, they ALWAYS seem to be something that will wind people up and get their backs up. You have me questioning myself now, you are very convincing I still think he's a WUM, though.
I think he's likely from Sunderland. I'd guess he's got the mother of all learning disabilities. I'm sure he thinks he's a fan/supporter but by the very definition of supporter/fan; he ain't it. It would be like me saying I'm a Justin Bieber fan. I want the ****'s tongue ripped out and hate everything he stands for/does... But I'm a fan. Erm... Not quite.
Sounds like you're explaining Aspergers. I think he could be well on the Autistic spectrum but I think you're over crediting Monty's intelligence. He's not methodical in any way, he doesn't project frustration at those who disagree or mock so wouldn't say it's that. I'd say more mild Autism with mild learning difficulties. In anyways. Hated working with Autism. Hate the condition with a passion, If I ever work with Autism again it will be too soon.
i like the way we talk about him as though he cant read what we say. Its his daft opinions and i read them and more often than not just have a little laugh he he.
He's funny as **** mate. Proper mentalist. Id love 10 montys on the board. One of my favourite posters.
